Sunday, October 21, 2012

My Halfway Point.

This occasion also provides me with a great excuse to put up a picture of myself, gracing the Palembang Skyline haha


Readerfolk,

Today is the day that marks my six months in Indonesia. Halfway. 50%. Even-Steven. Halved. Sliced down the middle.

I don't know how I feel.

But: The next six months are gonna be fucking awesome.


Saturday, October 6, 2012

He's Coming.




It is official: Bob (pictured above with yours truly) is coming to Indonesia for Christmas! Our trip is going to be legen – wait for it – dary

(Just started season 8 of HIMYM, so had to bring that back). 

I CANNOT wait.

I am SO excited.

YESS! YESS! YESS!

Saturday, September 29, 2012

The Mundane: Money


I’ve been thinking a lot about how difficult it is to truly convey what my life here is like. Even the most gifted writer in the history of mankind will not be able to make you experience, feel, what goes on here because, ultimately, life here isn’t about the big events. No, it’s about the mundane, all the little things that occur on a daily basis. In the beginning, all these tiny components of Indonesian life were completely alien to me. Now that they’re more familiar, I wonder less about them. But they remain a mystery to you, back home. It’s kind of saddening. I want to share but I can’t. Not really, anyway. I will keep trying however!

So, here is a taste of something I deal with on a daily basis: money. I focused solely on the bills because the coins here feel and look like they are made of plastic and are, as such, of no aesthetic value to me. [In fact, good ol’ Wiki tells me that the coins are made of light-weight aluminum as of 1999 which might explain why they look and feel as cheap as a free baby.]

Some quick facts:

Indonesia’s currency is called the Indonesian Rupiah or IDR, not to be confused with the rupee.
$1 is about IDR 10000, € 1 is about 12000 IDR.

The guy on the IDR 10000 bill, Sultan Mahmud Badaruddin II, was the last Sultan of Palembang. Nowadays he’s more famous for the airport they named after him – at least according to Google.

Wiki says: “the central bank is studying revaluing its currency by removing two or three zeros from the rupiah”. In conclusion: if I’d come here a couple of years from now, I would not have been a millionaire like I am now. Score!

IDR 1000



Mahmud!   
IDR 20000


And my favorite: IDR 100000


Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Thinking of Home.




When you live as far away from home as I do, it´s great to be reminded of the fact that the people back home still think of you. Whether it´s through a text message, a call, an email or old-school mail, it always makes me smile. No man is an island, even when you live on an island.

So, guess how happy this amazing care package from my family made me when it finally arrived yesterday? VERY HAPPY! Not only did it contain enough sugar for the entire country of Ethiopia, it also came with books (with heart-warming inscriptions), a lovely card from my equally lovely sister, Sabon products (oh, how well you know me!), an inflatable Hema rookworst (essential, obviously, but it resembles something else entirely to those who aren’t familiar with this Hema goodness) and much, much more. Nearly 8kg of goodness!
 
Dearest Mom, Dad, Jonathan and Elza – Thank you so much, I love you all!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Departing Diane




Di, I will miss you more than I can say. Let's see each other again. 

XOXO

Monday, September 17, 2012

Almost forgot to tell you...

...I bought a guitar a couple of weeks ago with my friend Eddie (not the driver)! Simply put, it has increased my quality of life twofold. The loyal audience in the house (Megan) doesn't hurt either. Oh, and best of all, this beauty cost me a total of $20. Consequently, it comes with what I shall euphemistically call 'character' (i.e. it requires mid-song tuning at times) and required some Do-It-Yourself improvements (yet another use for my nail file, people!) before providing me with optimal playing pleasure.

BEHOLD!!



Consequently, I might just quit teaching and enroll here:



Sunday, September 16, 2012

The Circus!



Before the opening

A week before my Thailand trip, I went to the circus here in Palembang. And OH MY GOD IT WAS AMAZING. But let's first review the check-list of what a good circus needs and see how this circus fared. 
ANIMALS

            ITEM                                                                        X OR √

1.      Lions                                                                        
2.      Elephants                                                                 
3.      Chimpanzees                                                            
4.      Tigers                                                                       
5.      Dogs                                                                         

HUMAN ACTS

            ITEM                                                                        X OR √

1.      MCs                                                                         
2.      11 People on a bicycle                                             
3.      Limber people doing weird poses                            
4.      Acrobats                                                                   

ENTERTAINMENT

            ITEM                                                                        X OR √

1.      Clowns                                                                     
2.      Little-person clown                                                  
3.      Audience participation                                             

So, yeah, guys, let’s be clear – this circus had it ALL!! But it gets better. Not only were there four tigers, one of them was white! Not only was there a chimpanzee, but it circled the ring on a motorbike! Not only were there four elephants, they gave back massages to audience participants! Not only were there acrobats, there was a cross-dressing acrobat as well!

AMAZING!


Opening act.

This is what 11 people on one bicycle looks like.

Action shot!


Johnny Cash would be proud.



After the massage came the Elephant-walking-over-the-volunteers.